Hubs got called in for an emergency appointment today. So, I tagged along and read my kindle. A woman showed up (the patient) as well as her three sons - it was a snow day.
Near the end of the appointment, I hear the lady in the chair say something along these lines:
I can't wait to tell my boys that it is your wife with you. When my 8th grade son saw her, he told me to find out if she was your daughter, what school she attends, and to get her phone number. They were so excited when they saw her.
I could tell Hubs was speechless. He then responded, Well, you can tell them she is already taken.
And she did. As any mother of high-school boys would, she embarrassed the poor boys by telling them right in front of Hubs. I can just see their mortified looks as they found out not only that I was a wife, but that I was 26, instead of 14!
I always think this will stop happening to me, but it doesn't. As long as people think I am 38 when I am 50, I'll take it!