I love showing Hubs all that I got from my shopping trip. So, as I went through my birthday items, I was excitedly showing him all the fun buys. He was mildly enthusiastic about them. And then, I got to these boots:
I was very excited about them; and I asked what Hubs thought.
"Now those, I don't like at all," he said.
I was just a little put out, but it didn't really damper my mood.
Then he said, "You need to circumcise those things."
And then, we all were speechless. I didn't explain that they were cuffs. I didn't try to reason with him about their cuteness. There was nothing to say after that comment.
And now, I will forever think of these as my "uncircumcised boots."